so there’s this substitute teacher at my school and she’s famous for being a true cat lady
she is obsessed with cats. she meows at classes, tells us to whispurr like cats, and in every single class, has had to have said the word cats a hundred times. in my friend’s class, she wrote on the board you are good cats and meowed until somebody thanked her.
TRUE CAT LADY :3
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus